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Ark Demotivational Poster


ONE MORE THEORY -


TAGS: theory ark noah flood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

dancin - July 13, 2013, 1:40 pm
first guided missile destroyer!!
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:45 pm
Very funny....
dumnut - October 29, 2009, 3:12 am
lol hillarious
Sean - September 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
So there were dragons on the ark ... huge a** dragons ... t-rex dragons, brontosaurus dragons, pterydactyl dragons, etc. (x 1000) ... problem solved ... oh, and they were all babies at the time.
Darverses - September 25, 2009, 6:35 pm
People use dto call dinosaurs dragons... you know the word "dinosaur" wasn't even invented until the 1800's.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 3:59 pm
Yeah Kablamo, because every other picture on the internet was originally taken or drawn by the poster.
Kablamo - June 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
It's funny, but nice job stealing it from the comics page of the newspaper.
lol - April 3, 2009, 2:48 am
Whoever originally made that cartoon, GENIUS!!!
Grammar Nazi - April 1, 2009, 5:22 pm
nessie?
yon - April 1, 2009, 11:49 am
only nessie survived
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:13 pm
here I thought that an asteroid wipe out the ark carrying the dinosaurs. thanks Ron. very educamationall.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 1:06 am
You have a gift, Ron...
Porcelina - January 22, 2009, 10:59 pm
Did you design this cartoon?
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
Thank you sir. That's quite a compliment coming from the Motifake Master.
RON - January 22, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thanks MARK...by the way...love your logo of the eagle...am a eagle guy so really do appreciate your choice of.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:20 pm
I actually laughed out loud. 5


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


GUINEA SAURUS REX -


TAGS: south park guinea pigs
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by HtD

agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Bad move, theboss. Too soon to call anything dumb.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:28 pm
If you dont understand the joke, dont complain about. Instead, watch Southpark, the startling. Then come back.
theboss - November 22, 2009, 11:27 pm
wow. i cant even describe how dumb this is.
jakegilday - November 22, 2009, 11:21 pm
LOL 5L
shadow warrior - January 27, 2009, 5:12 am
at least it's not a guinea pirate
stans dad - January 26, 2009, 2:43 am
o god!


FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons


TAGS: bikers south park
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Ashley Brewer

bikerchic2011 - April 29, 2012, 6:58 am
And your SO brave that you would walk up to this guy and say that to his face...lol YUP..your a douche my friend...oh, Im sorry, your a nonharley having douche...lol
Jericho - November 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
Yep, That Guy Is A Total Fag...Taking A Picture With All His Faggy Friends. Freakin Fags.


IRONY - It's a blast.




DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit


TAGS: white people sharks
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by badman

DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I just saw someone post this on a facebook group.
Hendo - February 3, 2009, 10:04 pm
Ph**o was taken in St Vincent's Gulf, Australia, the shark had been gorging on a dead whale with all his mates and probably wasn't all that hungry. Still, the bloke was bloody stupid.
Child - November 27, 2008, 11:02 pm
Pushing away a shark is stupid? Last I checked it was epic.
Tony - September 24, 2008, 12:27 pm
I'm sorry Pete...I"m not even black and I'm going to have to dissagree. You might be seeing more white p***stars (fag). But seriously, stop sharing your opinions on a group of "c+b".
pete - September 3, 2008, 5:03 am
white people also get more p****, fame, and fortune for having bigger c+b than any other
M.E. - April 18, 2008, 3:00 pm
Dude I touched a shark, it was frikin huge!! (said Jesse at The Cedar Sinai prosthetic unit)


Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm

Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)


EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm
Atheism is more of a belief


BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


oh my god... -


TAGS: south park bleach anime
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Roamer

To-AnimeIsGay - October 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
And you take the time for that response...YOU BASTARD!
animeIsGay - October 9, 2008, 5:58 pm
and you fags watch it
Sorixis - September 6, 2008, 7:37 pm
OMG! Talk about irony. LOL
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:31 pm
to mechalincoln, overused? yes. still clever beacuse the anime character is alctualy called ken by the little girl in the picture? also yes. and zero justice, you are an a**.
Zerojustice - June 28, 2008, 11:59 am
It's not a spoiler... he didn't die. Now that's a spoiler.
MechaLincoln - June 27, 2008, 10:29 pm
And so you came up with a South Park quote... the most overused one. *Sigh*
elementals - May 3, 2008, 6:35 pm
NO SPOILER MOTAFOCKA!


"HELP! SHARK! HELP!" - There was a guy shouting this on the beach today. I just laughed. He's an idiot if he thinks that shark is going to save him.


TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:33 pm
comes nicely with #148473 :)


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




MYSTERY SOLVED -




#1 and 2 -


TAGS: shark scary
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2015, 1:50 am
Great caption! I laughed so hard, I woke up wife lying beside me in bed. Lol!
JesusWept - May 8, 2015, 1:34 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 12:10 pm
ROTFL!!! Betcha he says, "OH SH!T!" when he spots his new best friend! This is great, JW! 5 L!


Safety First -




DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'




BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...


TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


LIFE - A series of disappointments broken only by dark spells of depression.




NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...


TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Chef

twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!


WHEN - sharks dream...


TAGS: shark fat fatty fatso really
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Hilarious!
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!


WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Never underestimate what people can do when they have no lives




D I V O R C E - Sometimes, it's just too expensive.


TAGS: dark divorce burial
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ShallowGrave

Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:16 pm
even if she did take my best pig away from me in the settlement.
Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:15 pm
Been there ... looking for truffles I mean as a way to earn some extra money for a good divorce lawyer. Then I lost my best truffling pig in the settlement ... so, then I went back there ... while I was training a new pig. d*** I miss that old sow ...
conrad23 - March 4, 2011, 4:39 am
wowit so BUSTED
spacedog - March 3, 2011, 6:59 pm
Excellence.


SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm
Patience.


WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.




THE GLARE -


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by jake

caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am
holy ****. thats one hateful glare.


KINDNESS... - ...is its own reward. However, cruelty gets you new boots.


TAGS: funny dark humor
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by aintright

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 3:39 am
That seal's too old to smack. It's coat has already turned.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
Disgusting, and I hate to see this poster "re-surface".
barraclous - November 14, 2011, 8:17 pm
pretty darn good. spicy and dark meat. i'm from a seal hunter comunoty
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:01 pm
i wonder what Seal-burger taste like?
otakugiant - July 15, 2010, 11:15 am
Just remember: the warranty is void if seal is broken.


GENTLE PERSUASION - Always the best approach


TAGS: car parking card
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by motinet

cedre - December 24, 2010, 10:49 pm
A bar of white soap looks amazingly like a bad scratch...but washes right off. Just sayin'
AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:08 pm
try a dry erase marker
fascistfrenchman - October 30, 2010, 5:49 am
Oh, the times I wish I could these, but it wouldn't be wise to do so in my work parking lot.
Davin Holcomb - October 30, 2010, 3:14 am
no need to have them custom made. i have a stack of these... and i use them. they're uber-cheap on houseofgrafix.com
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:37 pm
Mrs. Moo+ is making me some of these. 5L


No Parking -


TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.


UNAWARE -


TAGS: warning music shark people
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by gas

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:59 am
Awe5ome!
caveman - May 26, 2012, 10:12 pm
A good lol to start my day
Reality Lord - May 26, 2012, 9:48 pm

lolz
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 12:35 pm
Dada...dada...da da da da da da...just when you thought it was safe to give 5L.
fan4camping - May 26, 2012, 10:43 am
Right? It's a very distinct sound. 5L


IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.


TAGS: dogs man mark twain
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Chef

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:57 pm
Sounds like a Mark Twain quote, or at least in his style.


HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by jalford

jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
THAT IS HOOOTTTTT!!! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HARLEY SINCE I WAS A KID! :D


DEAR IDIOT -


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm
Hilarious.


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by EssenceOfJester

agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.


MONGORIANS - You destroy my city wall.


TAGS: south park
Rating: 2.95/5

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TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"


TAGS: camel parking lot
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by koradan

Koradan - February 2, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey! I am --so-- registered!!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yeah. It must be the Mazda. No one would fill a camel with diesel and blow it up. It's probably worth more.
Chadley - December 16, 2009, 7:22 pm
Is it the Mazda?


EMPEROR PALPATINE - Something Something Something, Dark Side, Something Something, Complete


TAGS: star wars darkside emperor
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Trapper

R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 12:15 pm
Ha! Owned!
agdaniele - February 14, 2009, 12:41 am
Something something something plagerized, something something Family Guy.


T.G.I.F. - Toes Go In First...


TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 3:12 am
That's Good Idea Forsure.


CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961




SARAH - She buys her shoes from the Blacksmith.


TAGS: sarah jessica parker ugly horse
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MustyK

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:58 pm
Hey! This is completely unfair.... to hor5es, bwahaha!}:D
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 9:17 am
Neigh, Neigh, not Sarah! =)


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG -


TAGS: sparkle alex louis armstrong armstrong major armstrong
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by iMeep

agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:22 am
And by "man", you mean cartoon character?
darkdragonsword - June 30, 2010, 1:21 am
The only man allowed to sparkle and look straight doing it
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
You are for sure right!
Yes. - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Without a doubt.


NEXT? - If they don't go on their own, a proper nudge will do.




JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LegendaryDarkKnight45

djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


EVOLUTION - The Winner




THE GLASSES - weren't cutting it anymore. It was time for a new disguise.




TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - can even surpass the mighty power of the dark side


TAGS: star wars dark side difficulties
Rating: 3.68/5
Mr.Danger260 - October 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Me and my room mate got drunk one night watching Star Wars and actually began fighting with these florescent bulbs.Needless to say,by the en of the night,we were both in the hospital getting stitches.d*** that's a good movie.


FAIL - at almost epic proportions


TAGS: shark great white fail
Rating: 2.51/5

More motifakes by BL~Jack

familyghost - May 15, 2009, 9:56 pm
So... looks like that's one less hungry shark in the world.
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 5:07 pm
lol


CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: osama shark poop
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by motinet

M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:28 am
Friggen-A
Airman - May 3, 2011, 12:25 pm
it's a joke.. not an entry in the Encylcopaedia Brittanica. Christ
epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:19 pm
Whale sharks feed on algae not detritus.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 11:39 pm
I may be mistaken, but that looks like a non-carnivorous whale shark
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

anonymous....1L.....JOKING JUST JOKING BOSSMAN.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:15 pm
LOL


LAND SHARKS - They're interrupting you


TAGS: land shark
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Joe

Fatt Matt - December 2, 2008, 9:55 pm
Jane, you ignorant s**t.
Overlord Douchebag - December 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I remember seeing the episode, and I -think- one of them was "pizza delivery". Don't remember, I think I was still subjugating a few universes at the time.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:23 pm
Candygram (let's see how many old SNL watchers there are...)
Tony G - December 1, 2008, 9:45 pm
omg when i saw this i was thinkin of the same thing lol
Johnny - November 12, 2008, 12:09 pm
I want sharks with frick'n laser beams on their heads.


FIFTH PRINTING OF BEST SELLER - A Good Read


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, p*** or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe


DARK SIDE OF THE DEATH STAR - Coming to destroy a planet near you ...


TAGS: dark side of death star
Rating: 4.64/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:32 pm
Last time I saw this pic it was captioned "Dark side of the that's no moon."
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:11 pm
We can't repel firepower of THAT magnatude!
CloudchaserS - June 23, 2012, 10:26 am
Something combining Pink Floyd ans Star Wars would be too awesome for our world to handle


lead by example -




THE DARK SIDE - Where police brutality is policy


TAGS: dark side police brutality policy
Rating: 4.56/5

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Budog - December 19, 2011, 7:37 pm
The Empire, keeping the Black man down...


COME TO THE DARK SIDE - We have cookies!!


TAGS: dark side pope
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:18 pm
Funny.


HITLER KITTY -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 hitler kitty
Rating: 3.78/5

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LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs


SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE -


TAGS: take what you can get park p***ert
Rating: 4.9/5

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holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm
3L for calling me a prevert


CLOWNS IN THE DARK -


TAGS: clowns terror dark
Rating: 3.61/5

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mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:01 am
The big red wig gives me a good place to start a fire to burn his still-twitching corpse after I slit his throat from ear to ear. Now, I ask, who's the more screwed up one now? >8]
me - May 26, 2009, 9:43 am
I agree


MONGOLIANS - Kiss your city walls goodbye




GENESIS 7:24B -


TAGS: kraken noah s ark bible genesis
Rating: 3.81/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 10:22 am
Heh, well I meant in the sense it was all jumbled with the sentences.
DreMagnum - April 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
your copy paste worked fine
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
Dammit! My Copy N Paste was a fail!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
to save you some time.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 He says it at the end.
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm

Thanks C. Appreciate it, will look at the trailer then see what vote it merits
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm
Which, i guess is a kraken. Lol, w/e!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:53 pm
rerun it's a reference to Clash of the titans. At the end of the trailer(i havent seen the movie), Liam Neeson, who plays Zeus, says "Release the Kraken!". Granted, this looks more like a squid to me...
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:30 pm

somebody splane this 2 me....


THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.


TAGS: omg they killed kenny south park manga anime
Rating: 3/5

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RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:39 pm
THOSE BASTARDS


BATMAN PUNCH -


TAGS: batman punch dark knight
Rating: 2.7/5

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... - August 18, 2009, 8:20 am
Stiff as a frozen zombie, Keaton's Batman uses Steven Segal's "Im just gonna stand here while you run into my fists" school of fighting.


EPIPHANIES - Those fleeting moments when your stupidity steps aside for your brilliance.


TAGS: doris superman clark kent fortress solitude funny
Rating: 2.56/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 8:57 am
Superman could eat him and the whole weapon x program and **** out an adamantium memorial to the whole thing.
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 6:36 am
i forgot he was in mrvel and SM was dc... but same theory applies to the marvel universe... since one of his powers is breaking the 4th wall.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:46 am
Deadpool is from a different universe (Marvel) but even if he did, it's a bit hard to see a threat there. Would you ever tell on anyone who could make your head fly into space with the flick of a finger?
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:27 am
i wonder if deadpool knows all these guys' scret identities...


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution


TAGS: marketing business
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:01 pm
Something similar happened with my windshield. I suspect conspiracy.


TORNADOS -


TAGS: trailer park crankyhead
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 8, 2011, 9:32 pm
Most excellent.
Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:29 pm
You mess with me and you mess with the.. Hey, where'5 my trailer park?


BACKHANDED COMPLEMENTS - Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.


TAGS: insulted horse sarah parker
Rating: 4.53/5

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Verdeckt - January 27, 2012, 10:05 pm
This would make a nice complement to a compliment poster.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:18 am
A 7 headed monster that looks like a horse. Or was it 6? The end is neigh! Oh, 5 hands for you.
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:12 pm
God forbid if Sarah Jessica Parker had married Lionel Ritchie & had produced progeny. It would have been the seventh sign of the apocalypse. 5


MEGA SHARK - Not today plane!!


TAGS: shark
Rating: 1.44/5

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sneekee123 - April 12, 2010, 4:44 pm
the pic was fine until it went on the poster.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
even my pics aren't always great... ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 10:50 am
Soooo Face, other than that, how do you like it?
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 10:48 am
1L for being facken retarded! Shat pic, and shat verbiage.


FEELING IS BELIEVING -


TAGS: poster evolution forum skid marks
Rating: 4.78/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:43 pm
Those signs are EVIL! I approve!


LAWYER'S CAR -


TAGS: shark jet fear
Rating: 4.69/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:44 pm
Nice, 5L


GRATE WIPES -


TAGS: skid marks
Rating: 4.52/5

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Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:11 am
Holy ****! See what I did there ?


CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm
BINGO!


AT LEAST IN THE LAST MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE - You'll be laughing at a goofy looking shark


TAGS: goofy shark
Rating: 3.08/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 9:10 pm
Top-right is my fave!


KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.




IRONMAN 2 - Did You Want Extra Starch?


TAGS: tony stark fan club
Rating: 3/5

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azpete42 - May 23, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't this the version with Tony Starch?


Burger King -


TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

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Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.


MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


SQUIRRELS - They give in to the dark side




Middle Age -


TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha


LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


AMISH -




THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Only those willing to walk in the dark with open eyes may see it.


TAGS: dark light tunnel
Rating: 4.63/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:52 am
That's one big toilet paper roll...
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:38 am
That's quite significant.


I'M A BITCH? -


TAGS: god bark tree nature blonde
Rating: 4.15/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Okay, then what about a ******** ***** **** **************? Don't bother figuring it out, I just hit the asterisk key several times randomly. Lol. Good job on le poster.
Sho - August 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
a b**** is a dog. period.


KEEP LOOKING - The candy is definitely in there


TAGS: shark jaws kid
Rating: 3.47/5

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY - Live fast, love hard, and die with your mask on!




ROOKIE MISTAKE - Letting the wife park the car.




TIGER SHARKS -




PROOF! - All Edwards Sparkle!


TAGS: edward fullmetalachemist hetalia twilight sparkle
Rating: 2.62/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:00 pm
Bah. In real life vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 12:34 pm
Edward is not having carnal pleasures with tentacles so it doesn't qualify as anime.
- February 21, 2013, 11:24 am
.... this has animai thats against the rules. mods wtf.....


SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.




MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
d***itt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...


TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.


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